Call in Gay Day
HORRIBLE DAY TODAY….
jeeeeeeeezzzz i’m not even sure where to fkn start!! well first off I am GAY and could NOT even call off work today… Why?? well hmmm where shall I start,
1. The engine in my car blew last Wednesday
2. I cannot miss any days of work anyway because I am the only employee at this location and if I am not there hundreds of little kids do not get to eat.
3. I need money to buy myself a new car.
4. I need at least $1000 cash when I go to the dealer because they are fuckin IDIOTS.. okay seriously I tell you my engine blew and I have NO money… you decide to finance me and tell me you are giving me 500 towards my down payment so I don’t have to worry about that part… Two days later you call and tell me you have a great car for me, which is a LIE last I checked a 2002 cavalier with 106,XXX for 9,500 is not a great deal!!! ESPECIALLY when i have to put 1500 down… REALLY!!!!????!?!??!?!? I mean i know i cant be picky when i have no transportation, but something in that whole equation is not adding up….
5. Have I said I have no vehicle
6. I need money!!!!!
Okay so anyway, I wanted to call in gay at work today but clearly that wasn’t an option… Oh yeah btw I work at a Lutheran school so I didn’t even have anyone to conversate with about how much it sux that I had to work on Gay day…..
WONDER-FUCKIN-FUL
